This screenshot demotivational poster is highly, utterly, exceptionally, and extremely Anti-Kouga and Anti-Kagome. Nevertheless, it is also Pro-KogKag in the perverse sense that I enjoy seeing these two dumbasses in love. Sit back, relax, and soak in how much my love-hate relationship with this couple can also turn into utter disdain for them as individuals and vice-versa.
It should come off as no surprise that my mind, heart, and soul have been brimming with disdain and anguish against Kouga the Cowardly Karma Houdini and Kagome the Vile Manipulator. Alone, they are extremely repulsive. Together, they can be delightfully repulsive together. I can give this couple the benefit of the doubt that there is no animosity nor unnecessary stress, and that at least Kouga does treat Kagome well, despite him constantly sweet-talking her because she can sense the shards of the Shikon Jewel. Regardless, these two twats deserve each other.
I can call these two idiots whatever I want: dolts, ninnies, fatheads, dickheads, dummies, dumbasses, jackasses, perennial failures, twits, twats, incompetents, and meatheads. However, there are still enough lexemes in the English language, let alone any other language, to demonstrate how peeved I am at these two. Suffice it to say, Kouga's bullying, big bluffing, cowardice, and dependency on the Shikon Jewel shards and Kagome's incompetence, nosiness, brattiness, and manipulation certainly make them truly disgusting and repulsive on the inside.
Given that these two never suffer the consequences of their actions, except for bruised egos, I say it is high time for them to have a date rotting in the dungeon to pay for the crimes they have done. They will never know the joys of starting a family because they are so incompetent in doing so. Ergo, let us celebrate their shameful honeymoon by locking them up in the dungeon and dumping a huge heap of garbage on them in order for these two dumbasses in love to never see the light of day again. To make things even better, once that garbage is dumped, then it is off to the incinerator where they will be burnt to a crisp. There you have it, The Two Dumbasses in Love's honeymoon made in the deepest, darkest part of the abyss.
In conclusion, I may love Kouga and Kagome as a couple because of how much they deserve each other, but I absolutely hate their stinking guts because they got away with a lot more than they think they could. Hence, they need to be stopped for good.
I hope you all enjoyed the loving evisceration I had in store for The Two Dumbasses in Love and I will see you in the next submission. Take care, stay safe, and do not be incompetent like these two, everybody.
The Two Dumbasses in Love from Inuyasha belong to Rumiko Takahashi and Sunrise.
