This demotivational/motivational poster is highly and I mean highly Anti-Miroku, Anti-Kouga, Anti-Sango, Anti-Kagome, and Anti-Shippou with great big lashings of Anti-InuKag and Anti-KogAya. This is simultaneously Pro-Inuyasha, Pro-Ayame, Pro-Kirara, Pro-InuAya complete with great big lashings of Pro-Sesshoumaru, Pro-Buyo, Pro-SessAya, Pro-SessAyaInu, and Pro-Buyorara. Sit back, relax, and show your support for Inuyasha, Ayame, and Kirara finally ditching the absolute heck out of The Dunderhead Family and The Two Dorkwad Fools in Love! Furthermore, this is my contribution for this year's Red Ribbon Reviewers' Month.Awareness Ribbons - Red
This Inuvember submission is a super sobering reminder that Inuyasha, Ayame, and Kirara deserve so much better than the dorky bastards they have been associating themselves with throughout the series! Inuyasha needs to take those damned Beads of Subjugation off, call out Kagome the Whiny, Bratty, Stupid Manipulator for her awful treatment of him, and give a huge screw-you to Miroku aka Daddy Dunderhead, Sango aka Mommy Dunderhead, and Shippou aka Baby Dunderhead for being a bunch of knee-crawling bystanders who do not actually give a shit about Inuyasha's psychological well-being as well as being a family of hypocrites, liars, and backstabbers. Ayame needs to dump Kouga the Killer Karma Houdini's cowardly ass once and for all because he has done a nefarious deed that caused a young innocent girl like Rin to be mercilessly slaughtered by him and his rogue wolves and realize that Kouga is a complete cheat when it comes to using the Shikon Jewels embedded in his legs instead of using his own strength to overcome his obstacles. Kirara just needs to give a huge screw-you to Mommy Dunderhead and just settle down with Buyo, thus making them have a lot of intimate time as well as a nice relationship coming in full bloom.
Seriously, this is why I prefer to keep close to my AU headcanon of Inuyasha and Ayame being together not only with each other but also having Sesshoumaru joining in this harmonious threesome. As for Daddy Dunderhead, Mommy Dunderhead, The Killer Karma Houdini, The Whiny, Bratty, Stupid Manipulator, and Baby Dunderhead, they might as well find themselves in Fox's Sunday Night Lineup with Bankotsu the Ruthless Mercenary joining in the fray to partake in that Killer Karma Houdini's and that Whiny, Bratty, Stupid Manipulator's slutty activities! Ergo, Miroku, Kouga, Sango, Kagome, and Shippou deserve to vamoose from that universe and leave Inuyasha, Ayame, and Kirara in peace! Furthermore, having Inuyasha dump Kagome for good and ditch Miroku, Sango, and Shippou once and for all would do wonders for his psychological health because those jackasses are true examples of fake friends and abusive assholes hiding behind a mask of thinly-veiled earnestness and having Ayame ditch Kouga for good would make her realize that he is not the person she should be marrying due to his cowardice and his unwillingness to let go of his obsession with the Shikon Jewel shards in his legs.
Going back to my AU headcanon, this is why I am so thankful to have Inuyasha and Ayame live their happy lives with Sesshoumaru, Dai, Roku, Kai, Rin, Shiori, and Shinta as one strong, beautiful, triumphant family. For those of you in the know, Sesshoumaru functions as the stern dad, Inuyasha functions as the rowdy dad, and Ayame functions as their loving and independent wife as well as the supportive mom to all of their children. Just toss in Shuran, Hakkaku, Ginta, and Shunran to be their best friends/siblings from other mothers and this group will be the definition of heaven on earth. Given the strength Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, and Ayame exude, they will definitely make a great mark on their family. In fact, both The Wolf Elder and The Dog General have been shippers on deck for this threesome ever since they were very little and it shows with flying colors in terms of how exceptionally they clicked.
As for Kirara, I could see her running free and finally having a nice, loving relationship with Buyo and I can see them having lovely hanyou kittens as their darling children. Seriously, these two need to start and flourish a wonderful family. Moreover, they can even visit Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, Ayame, Shuran, Hakkaku, Ginta, and Shunran whenever they feel like it.
Looking at the bigger picture, pairing up Ayame with both Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha can help her appreciate what she can accomplish as an individual and will make both brothers see how well she means and will easily acknowledge her strength, compassion, kindness, and unconditional love, thus making her feel understood, respected, and grateful. Furthermore, having Inuyasha have a more brotherly relationship with Sesshoumaru, a truly romantic relationship with Ayame which he shares with Sesshoumaru, and true friends in Shuran, Hakkaku, Ginta, and Shunran will make him realize how genuinely loved he is and how great his contributions can be within the team. The icing on top of this glorious cake would be having Rin to serve as the catalyst for Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, and Ayame to open their eyes to realize that even an innocent human girl like her can embrace a dog daiyokai, a dog hanyou, and a she-wolf yokai not only as her protective guardians but also her loving parents who can make sure that they provide a loving home and a great number of siblings she can call her own. Therefore, Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, Ayame, Shuran, Hakkaku, Ginta, and Shunran will not only have a long-lasting friendship but also be like family to the point where nobody can break their precious bond apart.
In conclusion, I am not going to be sorry when I say that Inuyasha, Ayame, and Kirara are much better off without Miroku, Kouga, Sango, Kagome, and Shippou. And that might as well be the way is shall stay for good and for all! At least Miroku, Kouga, Sango, Kagome, and Shippou can have a nice, screwed-up family life with Fox's Sunday Night Lineup with a dynamic akin to Family Guy and many other shows to tailor to their mean-spiritedness.
I hope you all enjoyed this and if you want to tell Inuyasha, Ayame, and Kirara to ditch those loser dorks once and for all, by all means let your voices be heard for their sake and for the sake of their overall health.
Until then, stay safe and have a blessed Thanksgiving month, everybody.
Inuyasha, Ayame, Kirara, The Dunderhead Family and The Two Dorkwad Fools in Love from Inuyasha belong to Rumiko Takahashi and Sunrise.
