This screenshot demotivational poster is highly, utterly, and absolutely Anti-Miroku, Anti-Sango, Anti-Kagome, and Anti-Shippou. However, it is also Pro-Inuyasha, seeing how he has to contend with these hypocrites and fake friends, and Pro-Kilala, given how she is still loyal to her master, despite being such a sheep. Sit back, relax, and understand why I think Inuyasha is better off with more genuine people rather than the fake ones he has been having throughout the anime's and manga's run and Kilala should just go boink Buyo and have little kittens together.
So, I rewatched Episode 100 of Inuyasha just now, and it reconfirmed and re-contextualised my vehement sentiments against the pervert monk known as Miroku, the sheep of a demon slayer known as Sango, the wench known as Kagome, and the mouthy brat known as Shippou. Sure, Garamaru who was Gatenmaru's brother did the evil deed of trapping them in his cocoon of nightmares, thus having Miroku, Sango, Kagome, and Shippou relive their worst moments of loss, death, tragedy, and even the looming threat of Naraku invading Kagome's present time. I might have empathised with them at first and saw them overcome their nightmares with Inuyasha's direct encouragement, considering he had to slash with Tessaiga and his claws to get his so-called friends out Garamaru's cocoon even to the point where blood dripped his fingers and getting part of his Robe of the Fire Rat nearly incinerated. He even had to do battle against Garamaru. Although Inuyasha killed Garamaru with Tessaiga, his spirit lived on in the nightmares and the barrier to the point where Inuyasha desperately continued to rescue his so-called friends, the people he thought he found trust in. Moreover, he demanded that Kagome wake up and tell him to use those God-forsaken Beads of Subjugation on him and tell him to sit. It seems like he has gotten accustomed to the abuse she has dished out on him. I might have felt sorrow for them in their plights from Sango losing her brother Kohaku and the fear of losing Kilala to Miroku's fear about the Wind Tunnel about to devour him to Shippou thinking that he cannot fight against the lizard demons, Hiten, and Manten to Kagome realising how deadly Naraku's threat was looming from the past to the present. Poor Inuyasha thought he had found trust in them, given how desperate he was to get them out of those cocoons, and was happy to see them overcome their nightmares and used the Red Tessaiga to break Garamaru's barrier. Instead of a genuine hug from Miroku, Sango, Kagome, Shippou, and Kilala to Inuyasha, they just concluded that Garamaru's barrier was an unnecessary distraction from their ultimate goal of destroying Naraku.
Inuyasha even went out of his way to remind them that Miroku, Sango, Kagome, Shippou, and Kilala would have continued to be in deep trouble if it were not for him. Now, this was an extremely traumatic moment that each of them lived through. You would think they would have the common human decency to let Inuyasha be a shoulder to cry on, hug him, and affirm to him that he was never alone. What happened instead was that those four vile hypocrites named Miroku, Sango, Kagome, and Shippou was that they just snickered at Inuyasha when he was just telling the truth. Their lives would have been absolute Hell if it were not for him. Even more hypocritical was that Miroku stated that they could not have agreed with Inuyasha more, Shippou said that Inuyasha can feel free to brag, and Kagome said that they were thankful. Miroku even had the gall let Kagome have the final say to Inuyasha. I do not blame him from trying to escape from this vicious harpy because she has caused so much collateral damage to his pride. In a fake manner, Kagome said thank you to Inuyasha for saving them on their behalf before walking away from where they stood like it was nothing. Based on Inuyasha's reactions, it was clear to see that there was little to no trust, gratitude, and genuineness from Miroku's, Sango's, Kagome's, and Shippou's mouths and were just stringing him along. He was even expected to be traumatised by Kagome sitting him. Inuyasha was almost about to lose these people and this is what they gave him in return. They were pulling his leg, being a bunch of liars, and all Inuyasha wanted to hear from them was the truth because he was not convinced in the slightest. I do feel for him when it came to how brutally honest he was because he was mostly the one doing the saving when their lives were in deep and utter danger. He just wanted to know what else Kagome was about to say only for her to state that was it, with Inuyasha still believing that it was a lie of what Kagome kept on claiming before delivering the final sit as the episode ended.
If I dared to jump on the screen, I would have confronted these hypocrites known as Miroku, Sango, Kagome, and Shippou head on. First, I would have told Kilala to step away from Sango because this is something she needs to hear without her involvement and remain with Inuyasha. I give each of these hypocrites an icy stare. Then, I lay the first punch to Miroku on his nose, another to Sango on her nose, another to Kagome on her nose, and finally to Shippou on his nose, thus falling to the ground like the little snivelling bastards that they are with their noses bleeding profusely. Just like what good old Laura Ingalls said to Nellie Oleson when she clocked her concerning insults about her father's job, I would have told this to those four lowdown wretches, "Hardworking folks like Inuyasha did everything he could to save your butts, but you just took him for granted. Warriors like him seem distrustful to folks who do nothing but string him around as if though he were your pet. But whenever you hypocrites try to pull a fast one on me, your noses are gonna get punched so bad I could hear them breaking." Just as I am about to turn away, I decide to turn back towards the four hypocrites with even more fury in my voice just like when Mary Ingalls called out the men regarding a woman going into labour, "Look what you lowlives did. You ought to be ashamed of yourselves talking to him that way. And your lives were at risk! You're awful! God, all the Shinto gods, and Buddha himself will punish you lot. You'll see. You deserve it. Miroku, Sango, Kagome, and Shippou. All of you! You'll be punished! I know you will!" I would be even so brazen to cover them in horse manure and hay as well as adorn Miroku, Sango, Kagome, and Shippou with signs saying "I'm a despicable excuse of a friend and an even more despicable excuse of a person" all in bold. I would even command them to walk all around town with those signs and all of those foul odours to know how it feels to be degraded, disgraced, and deprived of any dignity. At least the great thing about Miroku, Sango, Kagome, and Shippou ending up with bloodied noses, manure, hay, and those signs that illustrate just how despicable they are is that Inuyasha can have a nice laugh at their plight after being their whipping boy, which he never deserved in the first place. Just as Kagome is about to sit Inuyasha, I would end up clocking her again on both her cheeks, thus making them swell up in pain, and step on her toes as well as Miroku's, Sango's, and Shippo's toes. I might have even gone on a rampage acquiring a gigantic mirror and smashing it all over Miroku, Sango, Kagome, and Shippou before they end up screaming in pain as I bash that huge mirror on their heads and throwing it at them before they could get up again. What is left of Miroku, Sango, Kagome, and Shippou are their frigid corpses just as I intended them to be and nothing more. Alas, poor hypocrites, I knew fully well how dark their souls were. At the very least they can be buried in all of that manure and hay with the signs saying "I'm a despicable excuse of a friend and even more despicable excuse of a person."
Speaking of Inuyasha, sure he might have found my form of degradation towards his fake friends over-the-top, but it was to spread the word that those losers can never be trusted. If he wanted trust, he might as well just forget about Kagome, move on from Kikyou, and just have a nice future with Ayame. The best part about Inuyasha having Ayame as a mate is that he can clock Kouga everywhere, snatch his jewel shards, and prove to Ayame that he was a weakling all along. At least this would open Ayame's eyes into realising that Inuyasha suffered more than enough and would console him, find comfort in him, and love him unconditionally. I don't know if Sesshoumaru is going to thank me from liberating Inuyasha from his poor excuses of friends, but at least he would appreciate how his little brother and the wolf yokai warrior princess are getting it on. He would even declare that this Ayame girl is a million times better than the mortal girls Inuyasha thought he could have a chance with. With that said, he would even be quite supportive of Inuyasha and Ayame uniting together in matrimony. Coming into the picture would be Shuran, Hakkaku, Ginta, and Shunran who would show their support to Inuyasha and Ayame as a genuinely loving couple.
As for Kilala, I knew she did not want to see that sight, but she might as well just find herself with Buyo, fall in love with the cat, and have his darling babies. I can tell that they are going to be delightful as they are supposed to be and not horrid like their fallen masters consisting of a whiny wench and a demon slayer who was nothing more than a pathetic follower.
I am not sorry for proclaiming how hypocritical Miroku, Sango, Kagome, and Shippou were as individuals because they deserve to be dragged like this. Everything they uttered to Inuyasha at the end of this episode was disingenuous and starved of any and every truth that I can only perceive them to be lying snakes who need to be crushed to death. Luckily, they were or all east that is how I would have loved for Miroku, Sango, Kagome, and Shippou to end up, as in six feet under. Yes, I understand what those hypocrites did. I understand they lied about their trust in Inuyasha and took him for granted. Now, they paid for it.
I hope you enjoyed my evisceration of Miroku, Sango, Kagome, and Shippou aka The Four Lowdown, Good-for-Nothing, Cheap Fur Coat Cheats of Liars, Hypocrites, Scumbags, Scam Artists, and Criminals. They deserve to be punched in their noses, dragged in horse manure and hay, be hit with a huge mirror on their heads, and be buried with the same manure and hay they were in, thus being undeserving of a proper burial because they were nothing more than the scum between my toe jam. I hope those losers are even happier being six feet under because they have taken Inuyasha's trust in them for granted and have become the people I hate the most. Take care, stay safe, and please, for everything that is good and wholesome, never be like Miroku, Sango, Kagome, and Shippou aka The Four Slimy Hypocrites because that would never be good for your soul, everybody.
Inuyasha, Kilala, and the Four Lowdown. Good-for-Nothing, Cheap Fur Coat Hypocrites from Inuyasha belong to Rumiko Takahashi and Sunrise.
