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When you are giving an impatient child a gift, make sure it is ready to go before giving it to them...
Unless of course you wanna speed run preparing it in real time before the figurative bomb goes off!. Hint: You don't.
Perhaps, when the dust has settled and violin is tuned, we will learn my little one is a musical autistic savant. Hey, a dad can dream!