I'm legitimately getting tired of hearing the same broken record over and over. "Not your keys, not your coins." Do you realize how difficult for the tech-unsavvy people to handle their own keys? They could lose it in a blink to someone else, or forget about their wallet in their computer unknowingly. Having a third party handle my keys in a more fortified computer against hacks, which can be accessed by the user through a classical username-password credentials interface. I genuinely wish I could take that needle off of your broken record and stab you with it, haha!

Which is why I trust my Bitcoins to FreeBitco.in. On top of keeping my satoshis safe, they offer a yearly %4.08 interest compounding daily, as well as a Hi-Lo game I could double my money on.