@meno did done it once again. There I was minding my own fiat existence, working hard for my hole in the donut, when menO offered me some questionable yet oddly-familiar cookies. And mind you, all cookies are sus, and should be accepted with the outmost skepticism (if not rage-swatted all together)… But, I'm married to this guy, so you know, I have to try the cookies... So here I am.
Note to self, this is some of my best writing in 5 years, on the account that there was no writing.
