There once was a dog that barked
it was loyal, good at heart
but it stood its ground, demanded his space
no other dog could compete with his race
he was smaller then everyone else
but he psyched them out with a mean face
he was voicing his own case, the very big dogs were amazed.
What do you have that we do not see? they asked
Mind your own business Rufus, Ray, Pluto and Rex.
It is about my bitch and about sex, you been sniffing and pissing on the wrong corners and pretend
that your odor is of a heavenly essence and blend,
this area is not for you assholes to attend, my territory is mine to defend.
Get lost or you will all be decent, in a hole in the dirt that comprehend.
And Rex bowed his head, Pluto Rufus and Ray said - "but it is only for play",
"Yeah - you say that" - said the little dog, now get lost, go away.
And they lowered their ears, and left for good on that very day.
Wow Wow Grrr Grr!
