➊ "Last words are for fools who haven't say enough ."
➋"You Can Get More With a Kind Word And a Gun Than You Can With a Kind Word Alone."
➌ "I'Am Bored With It All."
➍ "Money Can't Buy Life."
➎ "I Should Never Have Switched From Scotch To martinins."
➏"I 'Ve Had Eighteen Straight Whiskies. I Think That's The Recored..."
➐"I Die Hard But Am Not Afraid To Do So."
➑" I Hope I Haven't Bored You."
➒"My Wallpaper And I Are Fighting A Duel To The Death. One Or Ther Other Of Us Has To Go."
➓"One Last Drink, Please."