So yesterday at the office, we don't really have much to do, so I decided to engage some of my my male colleagues on some Private affairs and here is what they have to say....
I met Mr mark first and there he goes
MR MARK: its definitely true that there's some sweet feeling going through you when you know you have been doing something wrong. winks
I must say I had the best night of my life, two days to my wedding. My wife who at that time was my fiancee, was so busy preparing for our wedding. She kept on recieving calls and sending messages and screaming at all who cared "i am getting married" little did she know that all the marriage mess was boring the heck out of me. She wasn't giving me much attention in the bed room department any more. I just had to ask for sex and she would be like "Have we decided on the colour of the Aso-ebi?" this would dose my mood for the day and I will either force myself to sleep or leave the room for the sitting room or watch my X-rated movies. So, one day, an opportunity came, I had just stepped into this fast food joint along " independence layout" when I heard someone call my name. I turned back and to my surprise, it was my ex-girlfriend, she smiled and walked over to me and we chatted up. Our talk took a longer period of time as we ended up sitting in my car for hours reminscing about old times. SUDDENLY, we realized that it was 11pm and we were still parked on a lonely Street, under a tree. That was when we felt the urge. Our pulses beat hard as we fell into each other's arms and tangled. It was hot and sizzling as i felt myself work out harder than I ever did. She was really better than before. She defined the Word "SUPERB" and I secretly wished I could see her again. After that night, we parted ways and two days later, I was at the altar mouthing 'I DO's. Hehehe.. But so bad Mr mark couldn't let me take a picture of us...... Left Mr mark and went straight to Emma...
EMMA: my girlfriend and I recently moved into first floor apartment somewhere in Trans - Ekulu. It is a tiny place, but we really didn't have a whole lot move in, but it had lots of windows. After the movers left the first night, we couldn't wait to christen the new place.
We hadn't put our bed together yet, so we ended up getting randy on the living room. We finished and all of a sudden, heard applause. I looked up and dozens of people lined up outside the window of our apartment. There's a movie theatre around the corner, and the line for tickets winds right in front of our building. Since we hadn't gotten around to putting up curtains, the whole neighborhood saw us getting busy.
Hahahahaha, I laughs... Cheered emma up and went over to Bob... And there he goes...
BOB: when my sister graduated from the University, my parents hosted a party. All of my friends came as did our extended family. After swimming in the pool, I went upstairs to change my clothes. I threw on my trouser and a T-shirt, then went back downstairs.
Later, my parents, my sister, and I posed for photos, but after a few minutes, my aunt pulled me aside and told me that my zip was down. Since I wasn't wearing boxers, my private parts were visible. I quickly zipped up but the next day, my friends had posted the photos on their WHATSAPP AND FACEBOOK, and everyone had a permanent reminder of that 'stupid' moment.
Loolz..... It was such a fun day at work yesterday!!
