This made me laugh unexpectedly loudly, which is never a good thing at 4am when your toddler is sleeping.

I'm so glad that you aren't particularly skilled at perishing - it seems like it would be a very inglorious way to go G-Dog.

Maybe you & McKenna need to try the 12 for 12:30 vibe? That might subconsciously work on getting her there before your stomach eats you out of hungration.