There are such great reveals in the comments, mine seems rather silly in comparison.

I was not a kid, I had completed school so probably like 18. That's the legal age to drink here so how this happened is really beyond me.

My most embarrassing injury was from a vacuum cleaner 🙄 and NO - get your Ming clear of the gutter yo. I gave myself a black ring to the top of my eye by clearing a vacuum cleaner blockage. I don't actually remember how it happened but I can remember being doubled over in pain, clutching my face, swearing at the machine and myself 🤣 fun times