It is exactly as you say: when my family and I came to the country where we now live, we considered my birthname, Noam Plumesky, to be a bit too foreign. We decided to franglicise it to Nomde Plume. However,

Unfortunately, due to a scheduling error at Random House, the book hasn't been published yet. As such, I had to fabricate the critics' responses. I assure you that, as soon as this unforeseeable mishap

Ah, that is where you are in fact wrong, Hollywood is not west of anywhere. Hollywood is just a sound stage filmed by Alfred Hitchcock and installed on Moon Base 1.

How lovely! I hope they invited the rats to the wedding.

Hello again! I dropped the ball, but decided to pick up where I was.

Hullo, thank you for thinking of me! It's unfortunately easy to get out of the habit, but I'll try again.

Did you know that in 1980 – just between the end of his acting career and becoming the fortieth president of the United States Of America – Ronald Reagan produced an album of songs by Howling James Huckabee.

Thank you! It's quite exciting to blur the line between fact and fiction, just a little bit. I think that's why I gravitate towards writing stories in the first-person "I" on SteemIt so much

Darn it! I should have called it "THE SINTERNET".

You win also! Part 4

You win! Part 4

I'm sorry I couldn't help you to appreciate the beauty of scientific rigour.

Sigh. But it's interesting to see, first-hand, the correlation between a fundamental inability to grasp basic science and being a nerp.

I have trouble understanding that because it was not a topic of that article. You appear to have trouble understanding most things. Try reading the article. You didn't prove your claim at all about its

I am still pretty confused by the leap to "respect of transgender people" where did that come from? Respect of transgender people is what I understood the first article to be about. "Two

Sorry, I was only joking! I think this is very helpful.

Aha. I was only aware of your first article, which you linked to in the previous pun-day. This is why I was confused by the leap from respect of transgender people to sterilisation. In the article they

Molto bene!!!

This is a very good way to shut down conversation, but not a good way to educate, inform or convince me that you have anything valuable to say. I did read your article, but this is really beside the point.

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