Wanting to lose a few pounds for Christmas, and eating like that, I guess that's classic El-Jefe. All he'd achieve is put on a few more pounds and be a fatter boar come Christmas.

That line looks like he just used it to calm his troubled conscience while he keeps stuffing himself with food. So if he says he's doing it lose weight, maybe he will feel less guilty gulping more edibles. And he wanted your meal too. Imagine that. So much for losing weight.

I'm sure he would get himself some Lamb of God later, seeing the way he reacted to it when he saw it. They always want to have a taste of everything, them jolly fat ones.