That brings to mind the saying, "you can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family." Seeing as I'm now a full-time carer for my 82 year old father, and I haven't seen my sister who

So the night should go something like this then... BUY MINTS, Drink till almost blind, Frequent meat based vendor, top off with Cyder, lose all control of mental faculties, pass out cold. Wake up long

Thank you Tamara, and once again Happy Birthday!

HERE HERE!! My good man, you deserve every bit of success you have achieved! Your witty and well-written stories are a joy to read, and your humour is just the right kind of twisted lol. Steem on!!

Happy Birthday!!! HHmmm 3 resolutions... For me they would be Quit smoking!!! NOW!!! Quit worrying!!! Whatever is going to happen, is still going to happen even if you're worried about it! Pursue what

I couldn't agree more! Very apt song for our current times.

And he bloody well did!!

The first picture looks like She's thinking, I'm not sure what the hell just happened, but I'm pretty sure I don't like it... HOLD ME!!!

I'm sure I recognize those noises... Have you seen this Gent rolling around the office?

The thing I love about Doggies is they are just happy in the moment, they don't care if they look silly, they don't worry about what somebody thinks of them, they just want to investigate everything! And

Your very welcome, and thank you for your support.

Wait a minute... I'm 42, does that mean I'm the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything? Fuck I hope not for all your sakes. lol WERE ALL DOOOOMED

Technology, especially technology that aids communication is an amazing thing. It just seems that when we equate that technology with status and wealth we lose sight of the communication part and focus

BASTARD! now I'm going to need to see a psychiatrist before I can drink another strawberry smoothie. I believe you can also cook and eat them... perhaps even throw a little placenta on the BBQ?

As always good sir, you're reviews are enough to turn a man to DRINK! Also, the artwork is fantastic!, I'm willing to bet the designers were fairly bladdered when they came up with them.

Aahhh kids! they just drink in the knowledge and then spit it out again and the most inopportune of moments. lol A pleasure to read as always sir.

Excellent Idea and I will certainly bear you in mind for the future.

My dear fellow I doff my hat to thee! The way you deal with the lesser folk is heart warming.

He is a charming fellow!

"Holy cowfuck" is now officially my new favourite curse word! Also, you should try doing some DTube vids? I can picture it now... Sitting cross legged in a Chesterfield armchair holding your