I seriously need to find recording software that doesn't reset the audio settings every time I open it. GRR! Campaign Speech by Convey can be found here: I have a D.tube! I have a YouTube! I have a Patreon!

There is a machine at the center of the universe which performs all the calculations that power the musical masterpiece that is our reality. There are many like it. But, y'know, that's just my opinion,

In which we are swarmed by purple cucumbers. I have a D.tube! I have a YouTube! I have a Patreon! ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS

Life... don't talk to me about life. I have a D.tube! I have a YouTube! I have a Patreon! ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS

So think about this little scene, apply it to your life If your work isn't what you love, then something isn't right Just think of Bob and Judy, they're happy as can be Inventing situations, putting them

Recording software didn't get the game sounds again, so today's featured music is by JT Bruce! If you like it, find their stuff here: I have a D.tube! I have a YouTube! I have a Patreon! ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS

Oh, gee, there goes the story again. I have a D.tube! I have a YouTube! I have a Patreon! ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS

Today's featured song, "Colorblind", is by Convey. If you like it, you can find it here: I have a D.tube! I have a YouTube! I have a Patreon! ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS

It sounded just fine when I did the test run. Le sigh... I have a D.tube! I have a YouTube! I have a Patreon! ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS

What do you call it when you feel guilty for something that isn't even your fault? I have a D.tube! I have a YouTube! I have a Patreon! ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS

I'd rather talk than fight, but it's really hard to talk when they're trying to kill you. I have a D.tube! I have a YouTube! I have a Patreon! ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS

Sometimes forgetfulness is really... um, what was I saying again? I have a D.tube! I have a YouTube! I have a Patreon! ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS

Honestly, I uploaded this as a test video, since I'm having some problems. Nice view, tho! I have a D.tube! I have a YouTube! I have a Patreon! ▶️ DTube

Time to get some kerblooie things! I have a D.tube! I have a YouTube! I have a Patreon! ▶️ DTube

In which we invest a bigger house. I have a D.tube! I have a YouTube! I have a Patreon! ▶️ DTube

In which we make more fortifications and speed things up. I have a D.tube! I have a YouTube! I have a Patreon! ▶️ DTube

Been having some trouble uploading recently, but I won't let that stop me from having fun. I have a D.tube! I have a YouTube! I have a Patreon! ▶️ DTube

There's something really satisfying about watching a row of railguns turn an assailant into paste. I have a D.tube! I have a YouTube! I have a Patreon! ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS

I really wanted a clever pun about the silo but I couldn't think of one. I have a D.tube! I have a YouTube! I have a Patreon! ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS

Looks like things are getting too spicy for the pepper! I have a D.tube! I have a YouTube! I have a Patreon! ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS