Bwahahaha!!! The Tosh 2.0 quote fits perfectly. I laughed when I read the quote (I’m pretty sure I remember the episode that came from…), I laughed throughout the story - very nicely done.
Also, I could definitely see how a young kid could get a boner from Teen Titans…he was probably looking at the pink haired one 🤣

This was great. Now I have to get back to work and hope no one heard me cracking up back here :)