So he brought in his 3 sons. He tells them, "Each of you will receive a trial, the first to complete their trial will become king." Beginning with his eldest son, a brave and foolhardy man of

I asked why she pronounced it with a silent "B"

Because he's afraid they'll double-cross him

Pillow Strategy

Otter Tube

Two first responders at my gym climbing 1,980 steps to equal the total number of steps that were in the Twin Towers.

Stay cool!

His doctor tells him to ease the pain by dipping it in a saucer of cold milk. Later, his blonde wife comes home and finds him with his dick in a saucer of cold milk. "Good heavens!" she remarks

Seems legit

Somebody got bored at work

One year of architecture school.

If NASA had the US military's Budget

My best friend's roommate, everyone. The cat is still limping.

An Upvote in a sea of Downvotes

Sun Set

When you try to be cute and fail

Hooman, do you even lift?

When you're poor but you love supercars

We may be cunts but, together we are mighty!