Keep your eye on the ball son!

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his

Who the Hell are you?

😂😂😂

Like "who are you" and "is that a gun?"

As I walked out the front door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!" "Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!"

He was just hungry

Damm this iPhone faceID lock.

Tom looks out for his friends.

Everyone need to learn selfdefence

I hope they don't notice

I hope she gets the message that we’re not working out.

The Mob was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were ‘protecting’. Feeling the heat from the police force, they decided to use a deaf person

It's not a revolutionary achievement

White Soapremacy

Miami is a Mario Kart track now

When i check on my post after an hour and see that I got 3 upvotes

We all make mistakes

My launchers have exclusive launchers at this point.

"These roads are completely impassable"