Mathias Parker suspected something was a little off when his friendly auntie tried to hug him when he was just six years old. Nevertheless, he lived a relatively normal life among other humans.
It wasn't until he bumped into the devilishly snotty pixie, Jack Ferguson, that his life finally began to make sense.
However, Jack proved to be sweet and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with running. Mathias soon learnt that Jack had taken an oath never to shoot a human being.
When Mathias's friendly auntie is injured in a bungee jumping accident, Mathias realises his own life is at risk.
Despite Jack'sangry eyes and grumpy disposition, Mathias finds himself falling for the pixie. Only fate will decided whether he kills or protects him.
One night, a yeti appears before Mathias and warns him of a darkness within Jack. The yeti gives Mathias the bendy candlestick - the only weapon that can defeat a snotty pixie.
Will Mathias find it in himself to kill the only creature who has ever made him feel truly confused? (Hint: yes!)
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