Georgina Bond suspected something was a little off when her cute nan tried to shoot her when she was just six years old. Nevertheless, she lived a relatively normal life among other humans.
It wasn't until she bumped into the devilishly greasy alien, Sharon Connor, that her life finally began to make sense.
However, Sharon proved to be giving and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with laughing. Georgina soon learnt that Sharon had taken an oath never to poke a human being.
When Georgina's cute nan is injured in a golfing accident, Georgina realises her own life is at risk.
Despite Sharon'sdangerous sword and inherent evilness, Georgina finds herself falling for the alien. Only fate will decided whether she kills or protects her.
One night, a dragon appears before Georgina and warns her of a darkness within Sharon. The dragon gives Georgina the tattered rope - the only weapon that can defeat a greasy alien.
Will Georgina find it in herself to kill the only creature who has ever made her feel truly dubious? (Hint: yes!)
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