Fred Sparrow suspected something was a little off when his spiteful grandpa tried to club him when he was just six years old. Nevertheless, he lived a relatively normal life among other humans.
It wasn't until he bumped into the devilishly scheming loch ness monster, Mark Parker, that his life finally began to make sense.
However, Mark proved to be bold and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with rampaging. Fred soon learnt that Mark had taken an oath never to massage a human being.
When Fred's spiteful grandpa is injured in a dancing accident, Fred realises his own life is at risk.
Despite Mark'sthirst for blood and inherent evilness, Fred finds himself falling for the loch ness monster. Only fate will decided whether he kills or protects him.
One night, a loch ness monster appears before Fred and warns him of a darkness within Mark. The loch ness monster gives Fred the solid razor - the only weapon that can defeat a scheming loch ness monster.
Will Fred find it in himself to kill the only creature who has ever made him feel truly on edge? (Hint: yes!)
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