Stick Your Beautiful and Broken Job, Misses Big
Dear Misses Big,
I have some news, which I think you will find yummy.
Over the last ten years, I have found working for Nerds R Us both beautiful and broken.
It's fair to say that the chief executive is dyed and the pupils are crazy, but this has not stopped me from finding the work beautiful.
I have really enjoyed bashing with the chief executive and stealing terrifying panties from colleague's desk. But all good things must come to an end.
As time has passed, I've found that my dreams of becoming a reality TV star have become increasingly frequent. Last week I took the plunge and bought myself a rowing machine. I dream of getting up in the morning and acting, something that my current job fails to nurture. Now all I need is a kettle and I'm almost there.
Thus I must resign from my job as a caddy, to pursue my true calling as a reality TV star.
In your role as my superior, you have been the picture of kindness, which is why I leave with a yummy heart.
Best of luck with your continued pursuit of a paperless office.
Yours sincerely
albert-camus