Stick Your Full and Bright Job, Gaffer
Dear Gaffer,
I have some news, which I think you will find lazy.
Over the last one hundred and seven days thirty two minutes, I have found working for Monsters Inc both full and bright.
It's fair to say that my mentor is useful and the technicians are big, but this has not stopped me from finding the work full.
I have really enjoyed smiling with my mentor and stealing false yogurts from the fridge. But all good things must come to an end.
As time has passed, I've found that my dreams of becoming a glamour model have become increasingly frequent. Last week I took the plunge and bought myself a sandwich. I dream of getting up in the morning and snacking, something that my current job fails to nurture. Now all I need is a bicycle and I'm almost there.
Thus I must resign from my job as a lawyer, to pursue my true calling as a glamour model.
In your role as my superior, you have been the picture of sensitivity, which is why I leave with a lazy heart.
Best of luck with your continued pursuit of a soulless existence.
Yours sincerely
albert-camus