think youre broke now, wait until I get ahold of you.

Edit: added the follow - entered I'll be looking for that damned white whale.

hey motherfucker! (throws harpoon)

What do you mean? This is the beginning of a masterpiece I have been working on. It is based on a personal experience I once had.

There is no time for fun. Every waking moment must be spent hunting the devil whale.

Follow me with your mightiest spears and harpoons. The beast lay beneath, and we must be ready.

All I see is:

THERE you are, you bastard!

^^And we can start by hunting that leg-eating sonofabitch.

I love this post. I say, which of you have the heart and the steel resolve to help me hunt whales? We need harpoons, we need boats, we need crewmen! Bring something to protect your legs.

You watch your dirty whale mouth.

Smashing imagery, lad!

What about a system where downvotes/flags don't actually have an effect on anything until you get 5 of them, then you get the weight of all 5 plus any after that?

I used to be like you, and then I took a whale to the knee.

Shut up. We're having a discussion. You're not invited.

Started with fresh water, worked my way up to saltwater. My first catch was a bluegill.

I'm gonna get you, you bastard.

I know a thing or two about fishing.

Baaahahahahaa!!

Sir, that is a humpback whale, not a sperm whale. I would assume you know the difference between humpback and sperm. Refer to your online encyclopedia if you do not.