This is just too real! I spend a lot of time on Twitter, as you know and am astonished by the amount of intolerance there. It's either yes or no, good or bad. And opinions expressed with such vitriol. Thank heavens for the block button, although I've only had to use that a couple of times.
I love the way you pick one personal detail, constitutional elimination, as a thread to tie the piece together and also to make the character real.
Extremely well written, although I would have preferred that she just get a bit mauled and not end up in a puddle of blood. I'm assuming she is no more, because "She'll never need that colonoscopy now". It's kind of funny, but also a bit dark :))

BTW: I see you cross-posted my Larry story. Thank you!! I'm so impressed that you know what you are doing. I'm not that clever. I even get lost in the comment section sometimes.

With admiration for your skill (both technical and literary)
AG