I was so relieved to get rid of that particular ex, that I would gladly have paid for his wedding as well!

😂

The iPad is scratched and tired, but every night it brings me a live feed from the Namib Dessert. It brings me YouTube videos that tell of medieval English kings. All sorts of sleep-inducing material comes across my iPad. Beats any chemical aid available. :)

Who says you're getting old? Pshaw...nonsense.