Nothing about those breakfasts looks appetizing, except the bananas and the cake...until the cake grew tentacles. I think you might have had a little something before you ate the cake that morning :))

BTW: My breakfast today was leftover salmon fillet. Didn't want it to go to waste so I heated it in butter and ate as much as I could stand. Then I tossed the remainder.

There are no rules for breakfast, except the ones established by your stomach and your palate.