Hear ye o’ blithering fool!
Your tongue is but a smattering tool!
Rolled up within a chasm of nonsense ,
Whose only role is to create a nuisance!
Hear ye o’ hypocrite of a pawn
You’re no better than a devil’s spawn
Don’t you dare spew your filth
Roasted in hell’s flames, dark as till.
Hear ye o’ bully of the land!
Your purpose here I can’t understand
You go around thinking you’re better than the rest
While you’re no better than a rotting rooster’s crest!
Hear ye o’ lazy glutton!
Is your brain a chunk of mutton?
You hog yourself on junk and grime
And abstain from activity almost all of the time.
Hear ye o’ pompous half-wit
No one likes you, not even a bit.
You thump around the place like you own the place
While there’s insecurity brimming on your stupid face.
