I am throwing a party! And you are all invited. What's the occasion, you ask? Well, it is the one year anniversary of my owl farm and, coincidentally, a birthday for the lady who looks after my kids. It'll

That is the alcohol and foreplay book. Not recommended without the amphetamine and foreplay pamphlet.

O Lord. Someone better warn the goats.

Mom horse to her little foal: "that's enough sass out of you. It is pasture bedtime."

Thanks for the reply. It froze last night and now heavy winds. Leaves falling all over. These colors do not last long.

Congrats!

I've always liked Hogan's Heroes. Set in a Nazi POW camp? No one would be allowed to make that show today.

Is this the new anti sex trafficking PSA?

I went to the university science department and asked to see their spiders. "I have to write a pun," I told them, "and I need to immerse myself in their habits." I argued for half a

Also a good way to get rid of pesky mosquitos loose in your bedroom.

I call it el napalmo.

I also sleep in an upper bunk like I've never been in prison.

When I worked down at he lumber mill, one of the new guys was goofing around, got too close, and had his thumb removed by the blade. It was the worst thing I ever saw.

Thank you. I feel 2 x 4tunate for this win.

Viewed this last night. The acting is strong. That scene at the hippie's ranch was great drama.

Coffee, chat, and some anal probing.

Pick a lane, bro.

What's the trouble? No one ever says anything negative on the I-net.

My best pick-up line: Hey lady. Let's go back to my place, fire up Nextcolony, and transport my resources to Uranus.

With these new water efficient toilets, it's more like 6 or 7.