Both you and he are very brave.

A friend of mine wanted to learn an instrument, but he wasn't sure which one to choose. He asked me, "should I go with something low, in a bass range, or maybe something higher... like an alto?"

Done and done. Thank you for the heads up.

If you get enough diseases together, they kind of level one another out.

Let's hope that ugly duckling becomes a swan.

I can't help but think this: Alexa = Hal from Space Odyssey 2001.

Las Vegas? That same thing happened to me under the 2nd Street overpass in St. Paul.

Wait a minute... That's no bed... That's the girl.

It's where I earn my Steem.

A guy gets used to that continuous smell of burning rubber.

You lost me at "more black."

They say that, if I eat asparagus, my urine will stink. Maybe, if I eat enough of it, I will no longer be asked to sulphur through the weekly work meeting.

Now with advertising!

Thanks. How do i fix this bug and get my stuff back?

There's my string of bitches.

A creative comment. I just had 236 copper evaporate into space. I could use a gift from the stars. Thank you.

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Someone always gets it on the head.

It is where all the dicks hang out.

I hope it's not the European model.