I'll start!

1. I once spent a month writing a perfect two page poem, in old Portuguese, then I paid a professional calligrapher to write it down in medieval handwriting, using a feather, ink, a parchment, and then I sealed the scroll with red wax, stamped a symbol I created on it and gave it to my girlfriend at the time after a fancy dinner hehehe
2. Because I'm a hopeless dork LOL
3. It's the coolest because medieval, man! Oh yeah!