"Being an anti Man U fan he was delighted and things got better for him as the night went by."

Sounds familiar! So many of us love to hate United! 🤣

As for keeper, I suppose he is a tier four keeper, although he did make some very good saves during the match to be fair to him.

"He just rolled out to the right nearly every time like an ice cream cone"

Quite the turn of phrase 🤣