The Good Lady is quite clear that she does not approve of such things being delivered and besides, there is nowhere to store them and their big shoes.

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At least the delivery driver actually waited at the door and delivered it to your actual house. We've had stuff left on window sills, in bushes, in the fuckin bin - I shit you not! So Innuendo Iano the delivery lad might not be the worst.

"portentiously" no less... Had to look that one up I must admit!

I had spoken to one lady for so long the day of the delivery that I was worried I might have married her by accident.

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