"Johnny Baw the Security Guard ushered me past after staring at my security pass for about a minute as if he could see a map to getting out of his shitty job on it."

Oh how I laughed!!!!!!!!!

I have had some run ins with these security guards at data centres over the years. Most of them are sound, but you get the occasional one who think they are in the secret service.. There was one lad in particular that used to melt my brain with pointless questions and looking for issues where there were none. Thankfully he didn't last very long at that DC..