A day for coffee and eggs but not lady-eggs. Oh no. They have caused enough trouble.

Haha.

I dunno, I think the last time you cleaned it was... let me think... Never?

Haha, nice quip, ah yes, all those man jobs that don't count when sharing out the other housework. So what if you mow the lawns, put the bins out, weed the yard, paint what needs painting! :)

I love the use of We when clearly we is you! And all ya wanted to do was sit in peace and have a good scratch and a cup of coffee.