I had wanted something hot and devilishly tasty like a curry but had been outvoted by the family in a wanton display of democracy.

Democracy shmamocracy! Disgraceful carry on gazumping the old man like that!

An offer which is hard to refuse unless you hear it uttered in a Thai Brothel.

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I'll stick you up my fucking arse!?!

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Happy Christmas Boomy, Mrs. Boom and baby Booms 🎅 🎄