We often say How instead of Why too here. The Scottish and Irish are alike in a lot of ways I find.

We both rolled our eyes at this. Me because I fucking hate the lottery and him because he fucking loves it and truly believes that every time the draw is made he will win and be reclining on a yacht in the Balearics with David Guetta spinning the decks whilst sultry bikini-clad sirens totter about on heels bearing trays heavily laden with exotic drinks and cocaine.

Ha ha, I'm with you, I call it a tax on people who are bad at maths..