I had failed a man test. All men should be able to start a fire, tie a Trucker's Hitch, nod their chin at girls in a sexy way without looking like a confused duck and also be able to change a tyre.

Yep, those are all standard...

who looked like he should have been menacing goats from under a bridge rather than rescuing damsels in distress such as I.

😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂 I bet ya didn't say that to him! I have not had to change a tyre in a good long time thankfully... and now I have just jinxed myself haven't I!! 🤦🤦🤦