I propose to sell the air! Perhaps on eBay to begin with. A modest price for a cubic foot of air. Good Scottish air, cooling air. Just imagine, down south as they whimper in the 40-degree heat. They can buy a couple of cubic feet of Scottish air and let it out in the stiflingly hot rooms. It will absorb all their excess warmth and more!

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What a brainwave!!!

Funilly enough I think some model was genuinely selling her farts in a jar on line a while back. I remember reading it somewhere 🤣🤣

So ya might just be onto something boom!

Oh and welcome back to the land of the living, I've avoided the plague so far 🤞