Wow!! You have the place in serious knick 👌

The deck, although a thing of beauty is said to have been cursed having drank the blood of an Irishman whilst it was being built.

🤣🤣🤣 That's a worse curse than the Mayo footballers have!

Then we have some kind of climbing shit, I think it called Chlamydia or something.

You got the last one and then they were Ghonorea (terribly spelt, but I aint google searching that or god knows what targeted advertising I'll start getting!)