Well, then I'll stay curious about the place he'll choose for his tree. 🤗

I totally understand. And I agree that sometimes it simply doesn't make much sense in terms of gameplay to actually play through a conversation where not too much information would be shared. Maybe justaomething to expand in the written story at some point of a "refurbishment" later on. In the case you do that or you really consider collecting the story into a book. Your DM may put in his two cents into that as well...

Which takes me to the next topic... 😆
I'm not really a pro at publishing books. But from what I know, there is some kind of self-publishing service for kindle-ebooks on amazon. Which makes it quite easy to publish on one of the largest market places. Not sure about the roalties though.
Then I know of a website called leanpub (https://leanpub.com/) that could be even more interesting. It allows for publishing books chapter by chapter. You can set the book's price yourself and they offer some nice side services. You may want to take a look into it if interested in publishing an ebook.