I'm a strong, independent, crypto-dev and I don't need no security audit
Heya guys!
I'm Anastasia from Krasnodar, Russia.
I was a street prostitute earning $20 a client, when I was blessed with the gift of Satoshi.
My pimp Vladimir had set up a meeting with a client who offered to pay me 20% more if I accepted Bitcoin.
This was in 2011, and I had a pretty slow day so I indulged.
I forgot about my Electrum wallet for a few years, and found out that 24 BTC was now worth $24,000!
I dug out my private key, which I'd written on a strip of paper tucked in a page in my Hello-Kitty covered Orthodox Bible which says: "Only God Can Judge You" or some shit like that. And cashed them coins out!
I left prostitution, said "Fuck you Vlad!" (in Russian) and never looked back.
Fast forward a few years, with more relationships than I had as a prostitute. I went through undergraduate to graduate school in top Russian Machine Language University.
I learnt about neural networks and AI.
Tensorflow? Is that what it's called? I worked on that.
I learnt about conic sections and hyperbolics and how they could be integrated in pseudo-neural-networks, with stigmergic infusion and a blockchain twist.
Anyways, I was sleeping with a PhD buddy when he mentioned Steemit, and how hot edgy women can earn megabucks.
I thought wow.
Fuck this PhD shit, I'll spend all my day on Steemit.
So here I am, and I hope to have longstanding future :)
Here's some photos!
Me high as fuck :O
My pimp Vladimir >:(
Me with Putin :)
