Follow these easy steps and you are good to go:
- position whales as early adopters, innovative guys who never cheat and protect them from any kind of critique.
- write a “how to …” post, use the word whales in the title and be maximally ironic.
- post the steemit logo in your post and use white+blue colors of clothes and background.
- check your post every 5 minutes and pray that the whale bots see your post and give an upvote.
- don't swore if you don't get 10 000 $ in 24 hours.