I don’t know you or your kids but I’m pretty sure you think they’re rotten little bastards who need a foot to the ass. I, personally & respectfully disagree, but I’m here to offer a new modern boot for that old school foot, none the less because there’s a market for it. 😁
Ok. So why do you think your kids are rotten bastards? They eat everything? Just run around making messes, while also, somehow, never leaving their rooms? Don’t even know the goddamn light switch has an off position. And video games. Jesus “PowerBottom” Christ, the video games. How many hours a day do they spend in “The Gaming”? Enough to run the electric bill through the fucking roof, I imagine.
I can see your point. I mean they’re angels and shit, but yeah.
You should capitalize on them, set up an income stream that’s gets generated by their bullshit. Here’s how.
It’s gonna take some finesse. You gotta get ‘em to work up a boner to defy you in specific ways because you can’t just make them work a job without opening a family restaurant or laundry and in the plague times good fucking luck, anyway.
Buy a Splinterlands deck for $10 and use your affiliate code to buy a deck in their name. Notice you just got a kickback.
Send them the deck as a gift. Then immediately rush them and frantically tell them to stay away from it. Mention something about all the filth there and FORBID them to play. Subtly threaten them with violence.
They’ll be earning from it as soon as you close the door. The more they earn, the more they have to spend and the more they spend the more you get back, for life of the accounts, which you know will be active even as you’re drawing your last breath. It’s not like they’ll grow up and get a job in the world we live in now.
I don’t have my own kids to put to work so use my affiliate link: https://splinterlands.com/?ref=sinistry
You’re Welcome.