This is a question, that's drives us all here:

How to get rich quick on Steemit

I don't want to loose much words on an introduction, you all know this topic, that is, why you are here on Steemit.
This list is not complete, but it gives you a quick overview, how, when where and what to achieve, to be filthy rich:

• Be rich: That is the easiest step, you are already rich, no worries, this platform is just an investment for you and let the other do the rest, because you will be:
• Be a Whale: This is a tiny bit harder. you have some options here: just vote on yourself and enjoy the fruits of your work ,doesn't need to be that much, one posting every 144 minutes is enough, steemit users will vote for that shit, too, just to folow your trail. You might know someone who can script that posting and votingt for you. And that could be option 2, know someone with content, vote for that user every 144 minutes and receive some SBD back from him. Doesn't need to be on Steemit, let him do the work and enjoy the fruits of your bank accounts.
• Know a whale this one is even a bit harder. You need to put out content on which known whale can vote. But don't worry, it can be shit, some pictures with meaningless words, maybe you did write something in the past, well, just copy it here, that whale will vote for it. Don't fear the downvotes, no one on Steemit will do this for longer
• Buy a whale: You don't know a whale that close, well, those whales, one can buy them for money. just make an agreement with him that he votes for your shit and you will return him a portion of the rewards. Do not do this on the blockchain, get your rewards of onto an exchange, trade it here to other cryptos, maybe make some profit, and send him the requested amount of money. But be careful, do not anger him, he is your income source, better pay him on time. Also don't worry the downvotes, no one does this for longer
• Be already successful: You have already fanboys on youtube, facebook and other platforms? you are in for a win. There will be at least one or 2 whales who know you. They will vote every shit you are posting here, they will promote you, help you, guide you. Just copy your stuff, mark it "Steemit exclusive" and in flows the vote and money
• Suck up to whales You are good looking? Send nudes to whales, suck their dick, prostitute yourself. After a while, you will have a steady flow of votes to your travel, lifestyle, any kind of crap blog.
• Expose your family life This one is for the hardcore bloggers, milk the shit out of your family. Death works perfectly. In every blogpost, you should mention how hard that is on to you. People will flock in, resteem and vote the shit out of you.
  Have kids? Awesome, expose them to the social media. Don't think of their future, think of yourself. Post pictures, names, the whole works, this will draw in the votes. Who cares, what they might think of it in the future? Prostitute them! They've been on your wallet for long enough!
• SPAM: That is a hard one, I tried and failed. But there is a ton out there, so it must be working.
• Cryptopost: Write at least every day, or better every 144 Minutes, about something cryptocurrency related.
  No one cares what, you just copy some stuff, it will be upvoted, as most here are into that postings
• Photoblogs Have some pictures? 144 minutes again, and take part in contests, blackandwhite, colourchallenges, etc. Because, we didn't see enough pictures here. keep on posting that shit.

Combine all of those and you are a true winner here
Hmm, did I forget one point?

• Good, steady, quality content: Bwahahahaha..that is a good one:)