You Want a Conspiracy Theory Huh Melbourne?

How far down the rabbit hole you want to go westgate bridgers?

Well of course China was involved mate, already told you that - thing is, long time ago right? they had this guy come down in a dragon, he was pretty smart actually, did a lot for those guys back in the Dynasties days, but, you know ... politics being politics, not everyone likes man getting things.

Kinda hard to get into, but like ... you shouldn't let kids run with scissors right?

Mind you they been fighting among themselves the hole time, some of them even glass carparked a city in india once, true story.

But anyway, there are these cool cats up north, Nords yeah, they kinda like dont really mess with anything, just chillin, and they get on with these tall grey guys huh? Apparently helped them out when Procyn blew up or something? i dont know - but anyway.

Long story short right, there is this other rando guy who calls himself Loki, but you probably know him as Grim, grim reaper yeah? hes kind of like ..a criminal basically, no one particularly likes him, and every so often, he gets the slip on the others and manages to fuck some shit up, but he likes disease

Last time he did it was in the world war, spanish flu, this time, you got covid - but its alright, because the others were like "what did this fucking guy do this time" and thats why you got a vaccine so fast.

So basically, what im trying to say - is that a rogue alien by the name of Grim is trying to kill you and the Nords & Greys are trying to save you by helping scientists to come up with vaccines by projecting ideas into their head....

Clearly

Can you get off the fucking bridge now mate - thank you

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