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The King of Poop was a kind man. His wife was the Queen of Mud. They didn't have any children. Instead they had cats, and dogs, and rabbits, and chickens, and goats.
The King and Queen were always happy and smiling. They often laughed because the people they looked after were always happy. The King and Queen's kingdom was a land of happiness.
"Bean!", the King called, and a small, brown, bouncy hound came bounding over.
"Hahaha..."
"Hahahahaha!"
The King and Queen were falling onto each other with laughter, and Bean was bouncing around them excitedly.
Meanwhile, there came a booming knock on the door. The King and Queen all stopped laughing and looked around.
"What was that?", they asked each other.
There came another knock. Louder. The King clapped his hands together.
"Bean! There's at the front door! Go and see who it is!"
Bean barked, and ran for the door.
Bean barked, and stood at the door.
"Moo!", a voice called, "Moo!"
Bean opened the door, and the first thing he saw was a large cow. Bean barked and jumped, as if in greeting.
"Who the heck are you?", the King asked.
The cow was petting the backyard, and she made moo sounds.
"Moo! Moo!"
"Is that a cow?", asked the Queen.
"Moo! Moo!"
"What?!"
The cow had now been joined by three talking cows. In fact, there were now many cows in the yard. They all mooed. They all made moo sounds.
The Kinginzi clapped his hands together. "How marvelous!"
The Kinginzi was the King and Queen's title. Yes, there was another word for themselves. They weren't called the King and Queen anymore. Instead they were the Kinginzi. Just like their kingdom, it was a land of moo.
The Kinginzi made the moo sounds.
"You will bow before us!", he called.
The cows all looked up at the Kinginzi.
"Moo!"
"Moo!"
"Bow before us!", he cried.
The Kinginzi waved his hands about in the air, giving the cows a fright.
There was another mighty knock at the door. The Kinginzi opened it.
"How dare you come here!", the Kinginzi said.
"Ach, sorry about that sir", the man at the door said, "I've got some cats with me. My cats. The cats I own. The cats I live with. Can I please come in?"
"Yes, yes. Come in, come in".
"Moo! Moo!", the cows cried.
"Yeeesh, you have a lot of cows here!", the man said.
"Moo!".
The man tried to throw some of his cats into the yard, but they were all too afraid. The cows all came over to the mewing cats.
"Moo, moo! Moo!", the cows cried in delight.
"Moo!", the man in the yard replied.
"Moo!".
The Queeninzi was delighted with all the new animals in the kingdom. There were cats all over the land.
"Cats!", she exclaimed, "So many cats!".
A black cat rubbed against the Queeninzi's leg. The Queeninzi picked it up and started to stroke it.
"You will bow before us!", she said.
The cat continued to purr.
Meanwhile, far away.
"We're not far now!", the Captain of the ship said.
"Good!", one of his fellows yelled, "I'm getting hungry!".
Several feet away, a sloth was sleeping. The ship was full of food and feed it was carrying for the animals and creatures of the kingdom.
"Land ahoy!", the Captain of the ship said.
The sloth woke up with a start.
"MOO!", the Kinginzi cried.
The cats and the cows walked in. Then they made moo and meow sounds.
"Mooo!", the Kinginzi cried.
So the Kinginzi welcomed the cats, and the cows into the kingdom. They made moo and meow sounds again.