There is always one lad that never got married that I am very envious but most of the time they are alchys or no one will marry them. I've never met a Colin Firth like friend who hasn't sucumbbed to a lovely ladies charm. There is always something wrong with them. A bit rapey , a bit ugly, a bit thick. There's never a normally that's single.
Hey, be careful what you say. That's me ;^)
Also, when I was a kid, other ( bully type ) kids always made fun of my ears but I don't look like a Venn diagram ( had to look that one up haha! ) / Mickey Mouse.
P.S. No Audi Convertible for me, not even a car or a driver's license, I guess that's my weirdness ;^)