1... Coffee Limbo. You have at least one cup of coffee you started making then forgot about it because you started steemin'.
2... Coffee Hell. On your desk there is another cup of coffee. You actually finished making that one! Too bad it's already cold.
3... Food's Cold Shoulder. You re-heat your food two or three times as you keep forgetting it in the microwave.
4... Documentation: The barmuda triangle. You say you will keep important documents in their proper order. You now have no idea where they are and when they went missing. .
5... Temp Is Life. You switch jobs more than you switch socks.
6... Creative pairs. Mentioning socks- do yours match?
7... Browser Overload. You browser has at least 20 tabs open at any given time. You know if you will save any of them to Favorties and close, that will be the last time you'll see them.
8... Temper, Not Thumper. You tend to overreact because PEOPLE ARE ASSHOLES.
9... Chasing Mobiles. You lost your mobile twice and the year isn't over yet.
10... What happens if you cross an elephant with a mouse?