Hello you admirers of DPRK on Steemit, I am happy to see you here, so no need to worry about your life. I know the American Imperialists have been trying to tarnish my image among my fans around the globe, so I am giving Steemit the honour to be a medium where I will show you all, how I am leading my nation to world dominance.
I have heard the people with big followings get good up votes here, then I just want you to know I am the ruler of 24.9 Million people. So let’s all tell @dollarvigilante that the biggest badass is here.
Child Porridgy
First let me tell you a little about myself. I was born on 8 January Juche 73 in the modern city of Pyong Yang. I was a child porridgy, I was driving cars just at the age of 3.
Then I later went on to study in Switzerland, but I found those people to be ignorant and their intelligence far below mine. I still stayed there for their cheese. My love for cheese is not hidden for my people, they often get witness my cheese dips, it’s the only kind they know.
My House
I live in a huge mansion, but I don’t want to disclose the location, else I will get too much of fan mail. But let me show you my room, it’s very modest, but as you can see in this picture, I am ordering my people to work on it. It very well show cases my love for pink.
If you’re wondering where’s the toilet, there isn’t any. Yes you heard it right, unlike you mere mortals, I do not need to pee and poo.
The day I decided to cure AIDS
As you’re already aware of my genius, I once went down to the lab and invented a cure for AIDS. This is a picture of me doing it.
And if you’re wondering why I needed to invent a cure for AIDS, here’s another picture.
My love for porn
One day one of my Majors introduced me to porn and since then I just can’t get enough of it. I have even taken away internet access from all of my country so that I can get the best speed to watch porn.
West copies DPRK
People of west have been so inspired by DPRK, one of them wrote a book called 1984,but the bugger did not give any credit my great nation. He had promised my grand father that the cover would look like this.
Even Steemit is inspired from DPRK, for long time we have been rewarding people with food in return for how good a propaganda message they write. So I strongly command @dan & @ned to consider changing the Steemit logo !
P.S. The above piece is a satire, but some of the foolish stuff mentioned above is actually true, so we should all have sympathy for the people who are being forced to live in dire poverty under this moron’s tyranny.